pronouncingitwang:

1percentcharge:

1percentcharge:

My prestige tv drama characters are kept in captivity for their safety but I give them lots of enrichment such as cigarettes to eat and distressed phone calls for them to say “whoa whoa just slow down” to

[ID: a cartoony lineart drawing of a girl smiling and holding a shepherd staff, overlooking a grassy enclosure of four small creatures with round heads who walk on four limbs. one wears a tie and is running around, one is scratching itself, and two - one with stubble and one wearing a pearl necklace are growling and fighting over a toy. there are three feeding stations by the creatures that are labelled meth, cocaine, and alcohol /end ID]

thedreamthieves:

the saddest thing about life is that tattoos cost many money. oh and traveling? also costs many money. video games? many money. starting a new hobby? usually many money. concerts? so many money and also good luck even getting tickets. going out and getting a fancy beverage? you know the drill.

louisegluckpdf:

well now im curious

is your first name mentioned in any songs?

yes, there are lots of songs with my name in them

i can think of a few

only one that i know of

i’ve never heard my name in a song

fonteyn:

Jeremy Allen White as Carmen “Carmy” Berzatto in FX’s “THE BEAR”

Season 1, Episode 1: “System”.

racistlatino:

translasso:

having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself

milfchellepfeiffer:

archipelagoofliterarynonsense:

lgbtunis:

every other day theres a new post going around saying its actually super progressive to be a giant shithead using the buzzword of the day. its feminist to litter. its gay rights to refuse to give up your seat for the old and disabled. its anti-racist to refuse to obey traffic laws and actively endanger yourself and others. its praxis to be as mean and as unpleasant you can be to everyone around you.